weaselzzz Asks
Dear Santa,
You know…You’re kinda creepy right? Jolly old man, breaking into people’s houses, stealing cookies and milk. Did it ever occur to you that those cookies and that milk are not for you? Also, knowing when someone is sleeping and not…and if they’ve been naughty. You’re really freaking creepy. Please do not visit me. I have my parents. Plus, I grew up with the Solstice Fairy, so really, just avoid my house.
Cheers,
Me